Had it been an actual emergency this notice would have been followed by instructions of the emergency broadcast system.
A real emergency for example would be listening to a blonde breaststroke joke told by Camilla . Sometimes the heat on the sixth floor gets to her. Who else would try to make a television antenna out of their dirty socks.
For an extreme emergency, spend a few minutes with Camilla's roommate
Emily. Boy does she have
some interesting stories to tell. Some of them from right here in Malta.
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