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Jeremiah Howard <sanguine@lydia.bradley.edu>
Political Science and Science Fiction
The Western Frontier of the Gods
Prologue
Long ago, in the days of miracles, there were those gods who
believed they were truly helping humanity with their divine interventions,
and those who believed they harmed humanity with their interventions.
A council was assembled of all major deities of the areas after the fall
of Rome at their hands. Seven delegates in all from each pantheon,
and of course the Jehovah with 6 of his arch-angels. From Asia to
the Americas, the Nordic countries to the far southern tip of Africa, they
assembled in on a neutral ground, space. People had always looked
to the heavens, and thus it was a public domain to the gods, and this is
where they put together the Treaty of Ba. The treaty stated that for 2000
years none of the gods would intervene, and would instead go into a deep
slumber for the allotted time to see whether their intervention was in
fact bad.
After the 2000 year span, they return in the year XX to find
the world to be a corrupt and desolate place. The fertile fields
of their home lands covered in cement housing, streets of asphalt, and
mass produced breeding grounds of greed and other various sins. The
gods were aghast, even those that supported intervention of the gods were
unable to comprehend the corruption that had taken place in their absence.
They searched for only minutes before they found the answer, a spider.
A huge spider, with millions of followers, thousands of avatars ranging
from personal computers to corporate mainframes, and a web that spanned
the globe. The stage was set for the third world war, this one not fought
with godlike weapons, but with the weapons of the gods themselves.
Wary of bringing about destruction, the gods crept to their most
loyal followers, and spoke with them in seclusion. Their goal was to gather
the masses and take the enemy by surprise. There was no point in destroying
their followers without a fight, so silently the gods crept onto the scene,
moving as the ninja.
The struggle of Jehovah
After careful deliberation, Jehovah decided to visit the Rabbi
Gladstein. This man had been quietly removed from the church for
his treachorous teachings that God would return to help not only the Jews,
but all people. Basing his belief on the idea that all of mankind were
brothers, and the family of the Palastinians were the ones to be saved.
This was the true meaning that Jehovah had intended, and intended only
that the Palastinians help spread such a word for the day of his return.
This man’s wisdom and loyalty, despite adversity, showed his purity far
better than any time in the synagogue ever could. As God came to
Earth, he looked out around the lands of Jerusalem, and was well pleased
that they had not nearly as many followers of the Spider within the country.
The clear August night was scarcely lit at all by the marks of the Spider.
Soon he came upon the house of Gladstein, and here he stood for
a moment, contimplating how to explain the situation, and how to tell the
man who he was without terrifying the poor mortal. It is no small feat
to explain yourself as a god to these people in the current day, not all
are able to accept the idea, and if they are, fewer still are willing to.
“Gladstein’s status as the Great Follower of Jehovah would make him
as immortal as my first Good Son, but what will his body and mind be able
to accept such a task and this great knowledge?” Jehovah thought as he
reached for the door handle.
To his surprise, as he reached for the door it opened, and before him
was a man, in his mid-fifties, and totally naked. “I should have
known,” said Jehovah, “that you would have felt me….”
The Rabbi bowed silently to Jehovah, not at all uncomfortable
in his nakedness, and not reacting at all to the god’s addmission of lack
of knowledge. After a moment, he said, “Please come in my Lord, I’ve been
expecting you.” He then motioned to the open room behind him as he stepped
to the side to allow Jehovah to enter.
Jehovah bowed in return solemnly, and slowly made his way into
the little hut. It wasn’t at all extravegant, near poverty was this man,
and without any modern appliances to be seen. One wall was a shrine to
God, opposite it was a fireplace with two chairs in front of it. Simple
wooden chairs, like the kind Jesus had sat in so long ago. The wall opposite
the door that Jehovah entered through held only a door and a few candle
holders, the candles unlit even during this night’s dark twilight.
When he had made his way to a chair, he turned to the Rabbi and
said, “You have bared yourself to me long ago, the moment I awoke I heard
your soul singing, and you are the first and only that I will visit. Put
on your garments, and know you are accepted by me, and my love for you
is great.”
“Thank you my lord, I am… honored… by your presence.” He said as he
moved to don the robe he had left hanging on the back of the door outside.
“I have tried to serve you well, and there were times when I doubted, but
I have had my prayers answered, you have returned.”
“Yes, I will perhaps explain that to you in a moment, but first sit
and talk with me. It is not an easy task I ask of you, nor one that
your abilities now suit you for….”
“I would never think that my lord would visit me for a reason that
were slight,” he said as he moved to a seat opposite where Jehovah stood,
and sat in it as directed. As he watched God, he too sat.
Jehovah chuckles softly, a rich musical laugh like one might think
the choir of angels might sound, and said, “Your wisdom serves you well
son…. I must ask you before we begin, what is the meaning of life?”
Without hesitation the Rabbi said, “To leave this world better than
I found it.”
“Yes my son, and that is why you will be the Messiah if you so desire.
I gave Jesus the choice before birth, but with you there was no such luxury.
I will explain why should you accept.
The Rabbi sat in silence for perhaps ten minutes, his breath coming
in slow shallow breaths. Finally, he said, tears in his eyes, “Your will
be done Father.”
Jehova sat for a moment, thinking on the man’s courage, and finally
nodded, “Then let me explain. Come, kneel before your father and let me
annoint you with all things that make you my son.” He then paused for a
moment to allow his son to follow the order, and as the man knelt in silence.
God then slit open his brow, an old trick that Zeus was fond of, and from
it drew a drop of blood, placing it on the man’s forhead. Immediately the
man collapsed, writhing in agony. This was the true test, and both of them
knew it.
Gladstein fell as the blood hit his forhead. He soon realized
he was dying, and he closed his eyes, wondering whether to fight or not.
He decided that giving up was the path of the evil, life was never easy.
It was in this moment that the physical pain stopped, and the mental pain
began. His mind exploded with images, his neighbors making love, his roof
as seen by a bird, and many other things at once. Then came the knowledge,
with the pictures came others, of different shades, memories, knowledge
of the divine. God was giving him the knowledge, the story of the gods….
It seemed an eternity before his eyes opened again, but when he did, the
world was changed. Nothing escaped his attention, no shadow was able to
hold his old eyes from their depths. With but a thought of a person, they
were before his eyes.
An hour later, the Son rose, and Jehovah was waiting. They then ascended
to the realm of the gods, and sought council with the children of the other
gods made that very night. This council, the gods combined with their
avatars, was the war council. With the gods as rulers of hastily allied
countries, and the avatars their generals. They laid plans that took near
a decade of earthly time, but in this realm of dimensional proportion,
time of Earth had no meaning. It was the realm of the gods, beyond man’s
touch, and beyond his bounds.